To my future wife…

peanuhbutta:

estrella-fuego:

justsheree:

dreadgeek:

Could you just sit on my dick before we leave for work?!
I know there’s not enough time, but
just sit, no bouncing, no grinding. You don’t even have to move…just kiss me while i’m inside you before we leave..that’s all

Down

image

Yes.

Shit I’ll do a no call-no show for you!

(via ski-mvsk-mxbbin)

Fuck you Taco Bell

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Fuck you Taco Bell

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huge-motha-fuckin-snake:

gi-nnyweasley:

harry-ron-andhermione:

professorgilderoy-lockhart:

enemiesofthe-heir:

thechamberofsecrets:

has been opened

shit

don’t worry i’ve got this

no fuck you 

can someone help me rn

HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS

(via piercingfetish)

rebelion-silenciosa:

black-nails-and-t-cells:

bookishboi:

theblacksophisticate:

untouchmyhair:

lexzilla:

so much cuteness

awww baby

OMG!!!

Omg me

He like “NIGGA THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT I’VE SEEN SINCE BABY EINSTEINS NIGGA”

can i just say, this is literally what people should be doing instead of shamelessly scarring and terrifying their young children for internet fame: making their children light up with wonder and joy. sad that’s gotta even be mentioned. there’s no reason the latter shouldn’t be logical first choice.

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Timestamp: 1398411331

rebelion-silenciosa:

black-nails-and-t-cells:

bookishboi:

theblacksophisticate:

untouchmyhair:

lexzilla:

so much cuteness

awww baby

OMG!!!

Omg me

He like “NIGGA THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT I’VE SEEN SINCE BABY EINSTEINS NIGGA”

can i just say, this is literally what people should be doing instead of shamelessly scarring and terrifying their young children for internet fame: making their children light up with wonder and joy. sad that’s gotta even be mentioned. there’s no reason the latter shouldn’t be logical first choice.

(Source: elmontajista, via ski-mvsk-mxbbin)

Reblog if you’d fuck one of your followers.

ski-mvsk-mxbbin:

kyubayy:

onesubsjourney:

More than one. 😘

maybe

several

Maybe 1 or 2. Okay like 3 or 4. Fine like 5 or 6

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ghanxo:

day 1 dreadies

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ghanxo:

day 1 dreadies

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wolfthecreator:

Meechy Darko

(via ski-mvsk-mxbbin)

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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

(via nyborn)

johnfootpenis12:

Hate when this happens

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johnfootpenis12:

Hate when this happens

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